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Hum to Aise Hain Bhaiyya !!

Ae binod bhaiya …. kaahe ghabraat ho ? Kauno fikir nahi … eee hamaar blog hau…. samajhlu ? ae budbak, samajh mein aawa ki naahi…. injoy kara hiyaaan
(ऐ बिनोद भइया …. काहे घबरात हो ? कौनो फिकिर नाही … ई हमार ब्लॉग हाउ …. समझलु ? ऐ बुडबक, समझ में आवा कि नाही…. इंजॉय करा हियां)

Arrr… chai chali rauwa ke ?
(चाय चली रौवा क )

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  1. alok said,

    November 3, 2008 @ 1:46 am

    ye gaana tu mast hai :P

    par ye kya hua hai blog ko sara formatting hi gadbad hogaya hai? lagta hai ishko chad gayee hai :P

  2. Cuckoo said,

    November 3, 2008 @ 7:43 am

    Alok,
    Ka alok bhaiyya ? Kaahe chadhegi humre blog ko ? Kauno ghabraay ka baat naahi. Khoob mast hoike ta-dhin karo. :P

  3. aNoop aka --xh-- said,

    November 3, 2008 @ 9:40 am

    ok- i am out of the loop @ what is happening, but I love this song :)

  4. rahi said,

    November 3, 2008 @ 10:44 am

    I too have no idea what has happened to u. looks like u have given to the bihari fever infecting raj thackeray. waise i am impressed with ur knowledge of bihari

    anyways wanted to tell u that one commenter (marathi manoos) has left a comment for u on my blog. it will be too good of u if u can answer him. here i am pasting the comment.

    “@Cuckoo:

    You asked why is it that Maharashtrians don’t compete in these exams and take the jobs. Dear friend, this was one of the main issues. You must know how rampant nepotism and favouritism is in Indian politics and Government job markets. The core issue here is that the particular exams were never advertised to the Marathi populace! The only two Marathi newspapers which carried these ads have limited viewership, and definitely are not as popular as mainstream Marathi newspapers like Maharashtra Times, Loksatta or Sakal, which is what majority of Maharashtrians read! I am not even including Saamna (Sena mouthpiece), Navakal, Lokmat or other newspapers that are mre regional in nature. How is it that the railway jobs are advertised in umpteen number of Hindi dailies in Bihar, and only two lesser known newspapers in Maharashtra? Don’t you find this fishy?

    Secondly, the Bihari exam candidates had apparently approached Lalu to ask him to conduct their examination in Patna. He apparently refused, and forced them to go to Mumbai to take the exam. Why do this? What is Lalu’s motive behind this, if not asserting his strength as Railway minister, and more of the, “I can do what I want” attitude?

    I hope some of the grievances of the Marathi man reach you. I do not hate Biharis. I do not hate Hindi speaking people. However, there are issues that have to be in the glaring spotlight, without dirty votebank politicking.”

  5. lakshmi said,

    November 3, 2008 @ 12:27 pm

    lol..mast mood to be in :) especially with all the dirty politics going on

  6. Nandan Jha said,

    November 3, 2008 @ 2:56 pm

    theek ba cuckoo.

    Tohar kono Patna connexion ho ?

  7. peter said,

    November 3, 2008 @ 3:36 pm

    I desperately looked for a way to get this translated, but….!

  8. Amey said,

    November 3, 2008 @ 7:21 pm

    Err… context ???

  9. Cuckoo said,

    November 3, 2008 @ 8:23 pm

    Anoop,
    Oh this was one of kind. ;) I was in full mood. :D

    Rahi,
    looks like u have given to the bihari fever infecting raj thackeray… Ha Ha… maybe that is the reason !

    waise i am impressed with ur knowledge of bihari … Thank you but there is no language called bihari, it can be bhojpuri, maithili or Hindi spoken with a particular dialect.
    BTW, read ‘About me’ to know about my knowledge of languages. :)

    Ok, I’ll hop over to your blog ASAP. Let me first reply to some of the comments on my blogs. There are around 50 of them waiting for my attention. :)

  10. Cuckoo said,

    November 3, 2008 @ 8:27 pm

    Lakshmi,
    Hee hee.. I guess so.

    Nandan,
    Tohar kono Patna connexion ho ?… Arrey naahi jhaji, na, humni ke patania nahi bani. hum-hu pakka dilliwasi bani. :D

    O babu saheb, rawua kaahe puchatni? rauwa ke je bujhaye se theek ba. :P

  11. Cuckoo said,

    November 3, 2008 @ 8:39 pm

    Peter,
    I am so sorry, most of my Indian friends also can not comprehend this. It is a sweet local language of a state.

    So, have fun. :D

    Amey
    Context ??? Just like that. I was in mood. :P

  12. desh said,

    November 3, 2008 @ 11:26 pm

    mood main :)

    frst i thought this is goin to be some take on the raj thakrey issue :)

    i am a different case altogether, a maharashtrian who doesnt speak marathi, comes from MP and now is staying in mumbai :)

  13. sandeip said,

    November 4, 2008 @ 1:11 am

    this one deserves comment…can’t find something suitable though. sadly,am not impressed at all with your knowledge of Bihari (whatever that may be,it still comes as a shock to me that people think there is such a language or dialect) [and of course,no offense is intended in the failure of being impressed :) ]

    on a different note,though,the marathi manoos and nepotism/favoritism/add your choice -ism here… i would just like to point the writer of that particular comment (the “grieved” gentleman, not you or rahi) towards a media of information called Employment News, which almost every job seeker in this (the “Bihari”) part of the country reads, which MUST carry all government advertisements (being a publication made by the government for the selfsame purpose).

    P.S. i am sorry to even touch this dirty issue on your blog, but when a biased,lazy fool who will not even bother to keep himself well-informed accuses others;who,in most cases,are honest,hard-working people who just happened to be better at the given point of time; of bias and other such unsavory things,my blood boils.i dont mind people arguing,but if they aren’t even well informed about they are speaking about,what should have been discussion turns into a series of diatribes and debaters just end up being bigots. my apologies again,for touching this issue.i hope you will not mind.

  14. sandeip said,

    November 4, 2008 @ 1:15 am

    oh, and i forgot…employment news, or rojgar samachar is published in every major language of india, and certainly is a far more respectable publication than something like samna.

  15. Amey said,

    November 4, 2008 @ 2:49 am

    @Cuckoo: Still don’t get it…

    @Sandeip: It’s not just about Samna. There are also many people from interior Maharashtra (as in other states) who have to depend on their regional papers to keep track of such opportunities, and somehow Marathi newspapers don’t have those ads.
    Plus, the main point of contention recently was Railway board, and the skewed number of Bihar candidates/employees in Western Railway. This is because of a crazy rule which allows the candidates from that zone to appear for exam in Maharashtra zone (and afaik, there is no the other way round provision). I am calling the rule crazy because no such provision exists for any other zones.

  16. Cuckoo said,

    November 4, 2008 @ 8:43 am

    Desh,
    There are some more like you. Maharashtrians settled in MP or other parts of India since generations. :)

    Sandeip,
    Wow ! This blog has succeeded in lighting the dirty mud-slinging which I always try to avoid. :P

    Sandeip, I somehow had an intuition that you’d comment. :)

    No, even I am not impressed with my knowledge of any language including my mother tongue. This was never an attempt to write in a particular one, just wanted to see what people think of a mangled set of words. You can see my reply above to Rahi. I reiterate, Bihari is NOT a language as many think so.
    And for your info, I have equal respect for all languages including लठ्ठमार Haryanvi which at times sounds very rude. :) ‘Hey मन्ने के देख लेगा ?’ types :P

    Now the other issue which by mistake landed here.. :D

    I am very much with you on this. Though I don’t like to write about these issues here for some reasons, I can not deny the fact that we have so many mentally retarded people in our country who without seeing the bigger picture act like a puppet in the hands of some politicians. This set includes well educated literate people as well.

    Kindly read my reply below to Amey as well.

  17. Cuckoo said,

    November 4, 2008 @ 8:56 am

    Amey,
    Please see my reply to Sandeip. You’ll get it. :P

    About your reply to Sandeip.
    Marathi newspapers don’t have those ads. <— Are those poor hard working people from other states responsible for that ? Why should they take the brunt ?
    Why don’t these maniacs, if they HAVE to, burn offices of these Marathi newspapers or the govt which might yield some results ? This goes for those biharis as well who burnt the public property to protest killing of Rahul Raj.

    About railway board’s decision on having employees in Western (or any other) railway. Sorry, I don’t know about you but I am not well read on this topic. Mostly people are misguided in these issues. But what I would like to think is again a bigger picture in a positive way.

    India is ONE.
    Don’t you think by mingling it would ultimately help us in knowing ‘other’ people and their culture better ? I would want to think of this as a first step towards that.

    And nobody has stopped Marathi people from going out of Maharashtra and fetching a job. If they deserve, if they are hard working & better than others, they’ll definitely get it. If they are really in need of a job, they’ll try to do it instead of making a ruckus.

    Yes, there could be some minor problems but then who doesn’t have ? You and me also face them on daily basis when we leave our cozy nests.
    The things is .. .. if you want to survive or grow big, you have to think big and work towards achieving it. Killing or rioting is NOT a solution.
    BTW, I hate this word ‘other’ because in my opinion they are all OUR.

  18. rahi said,

    November 4, 2008 @ 10:25 am

    First to cuckoo: I didn’t want to raise the topic on ur blog. sorry that i have diverted the attention of ur readers. I just wanted to bring ur attention to the comment left for u on my blog.

    Again to cuckoo: yes i very much understand that the language used in your post is bhojpuri. i speak maithili, which is bihar’s other important language. I just thought that u may not know of the language name. sorry that i didn’t go through ur About Me section.

    Thanks Sandeip for updating that Employment news comes in all major languages. So the responsibility of updating about government jobs should be on candidate who wants to get the job. Therefore, Amey’s point about those ads not present on marathi newspapers doesn’t hold good.

    Amey, if I am not wrong, the centers for exam are always given to an outside state. I too have given a few government exams and although delhi was organising the exam at several places, my centers were at agra (UP), Kota (rajasthan), and Chandigarh (Punjab). This is only done so that the exam can be conducted fairly.

  19. Kiran said,

    November 4, 2008 @ 1:16 pm

    I could make out the language easily. cute it is

  20. Amey said,

    November 4, 2008 @ 8:48 pm

    OK, this is getting completely off-topic, so let me try and end my side of it.

    I am in no way supporting any violent “protests” for any of these issues. There are better ways to solve the problem, if only our politicians think of implementing them. Plus, I am only talking about Railway Board exams, as I am pretty sure other government exams are fairly universal (But isn’t there a “Preferred Center” or something in the application form?)

    As for the jobs, the rule I mentioned states that Zone A (Bihar, MP etc) candidates can appear for exam in Zone B (Maharashtra, Gujrat etc) with Hindi as an optional language. There is no such rule for any other zones, neither can Zone B candidates go to Zone A. I am all for co-mingling, but this is not co-mingling, it is one-way traffic.

    Also, as for the ads, the sub-rule of Rule 9 states that the ads for these “special” jobs can only be placed in Zone B newspapers. (Sorry, I was a bit confused earlier too, so this is the full picture). Which either means, you have some “quota” of jobs in Zone B for which Maharashtrian candidates cannot officially apply or that Zone A and B candidates are competing for Zone B jobs, but Zone B candidates cannot compete for Zone A jobs. How is that fair?

  21. abhijit said,

    November 5, 2008 @ 11:38 am

    How come you are connected to Bihar? :-) लहेज़ा अच्छी तरह पकड़ा है।

  22. Ashraf said,

    November 5, 2008 @ 3:32 pm

    Ae Gajodhar bhaiya wali bhaujain kahan se tapak padin….

  23. Rahi said,

    November 7, 2008 @ 11:41 am

    so what place/s hav u been to in bihar? u seem to have been there for long since u speak the language really well.

  24. Nandan Jha said,

    November 9, 2008 @ 12:15 pm

    Jaane Bhi do Yaaron.

    Interpretation One - Watch the movie and look beyond the comedy and film-making.

    Interpretation Two - Lets go out and travel.

    I am very certain that none of the readers of a forum like this would ever support goonda-ism, looting and all that crap. This would pass, so keep our patience.

    Cuckoo-wa - Mathili try kijiye, madhur hai. My daughter doesn’t speak and I guess after reading about your vernacular caps, I am motivated to try hard.

    Jaane bhi do yaaron (Amey, Rahi, all ..).

  25. Cuckoo said,

    December 12, 2008 @ 8:46 pm

    All,
    Well, do I need to reply here now ?

    It is more than a month !!

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