Some Gyan
1) Bryan Adams and bhojpuri songs don’t go together in the same playlist.
2) Same goes with Chinese dosa or Schezwan samosa. Remixes are not made for me. Cya Himesh Reshammiya.
3) Jumbo King (vada paav) is not a chain started by Jumbo King (Kumble).
4) You know ‘life sucks’ when these two words come from a 10 year old girl.
5) I think my right knee is slightly darker than the left one. Just the knee. Do you think it has taken genes from my dad and the fairer one from my mom ?
Just wondering.. ..
6) You don’t miss a few minutes of ODI match when your grandmother keeps track of every ball count and reenacts for you by standing on toes how Yuvi missed a flying catch.
7) No, it is not funny when at midnight you are trying to sleep on a tiring bumpy bus journey and you hear those moaning sounds of a newly wed couple from the seat behind you.
8 ) Smile comes in the midst of a high-powered meeting when you remember a compliment “Ek calming feeling hoti hai tumhare saath, I can be myself without caring for anything else. I like being around you”. 
9) When you do a disk fragmentation, imagine yourself standing in the center of that huge disk and watch it happening.. .. changing colours and then clap like a little girl. You haven’t changed.
10) When first ever mail from a stranger comes with his cell no., some cheap mushy stuff and an invitation for a date and you ignore. After many repeat performances he asks irritatingly whether you are a girl at all or not.
Ha Ha.. .. Oh yeah, I am a lousy 80 year old grandfather to a dozen teenagers. Thank you for enlightening me. 
I think I am done for today. Thank you.
Current Song:- In Baharon Mein Akeli Na Firo - Md Rafi
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Tarun said,
March 31, 2009 @ 12:11 am
ROFL
Vands said,
March 31, 2009 @ 3:23 am
hehehe cute esp #6 and #9
sam said,
March 31, 2009 @ 3:37 am
lol @7
how r u doing?
~vagabond~ said,
March 31, 2009 @ 3:45 am
LOL! that was hilarious!
PS. Schezwan samosa sounds delish.
Shivanand Manthalkar said,
March 31, 2009 @ 8:24 am
3rd one was interesting…
Raghu said,
April 2, 2009 @ 12:30 am
ha ha ha……..
#6 the best……
Prax said,
April 2, 2009 @ 2:53 am
Celine said,
April 3, 2009 @ 12:47 am
6…LOL
Alok said,
April 5, 2009 @ 11:00 pm
What a coincidence
7? And the 3rd and 10th one hahahaha! 
P.S : you have been tagged! Pick it up from my blog.
Cuckoo said,
April 8, 2009 @ 9:05 pm
Alok,
Thanks for tagging me, will do in due course. Now don’t ask me the details.
I have already replied on your post.
adee said,
April 22, 2009 @ 10:02 pm
i wish i had a grandma like THAT!
u know i’ve kirket ka keeda
oh i love u cuckdookoo
Sharad said,
July 28, 2009 @ 11:59 pm
hahahaha… thanks.. but ur posts ahve a calming effect on me.. specially when I am working in night shifts… hahahahaha
Cuckoo said,
August 13, 2009 @ 2:31 am
Sharad,
Hee hee
Tell me when your next night shift is starting. I’ll give you some more gyan.