I have never heard of such a brilliant idea of family planning. This is what we all should support and do.

Ghulam Nabi Azad, our Health and Family Welfare Minister, has called for the country to redouble its efforts to bring electricity to all of its huge rural population. And he is damn serious about it.
Now, you must be wondering what electricity has got to do with population control.

This is what he says. Read the rest of this entry »

Contd from Part - I

Her unlimited inquisitiveness and imaginations always made her mother mad. Now that she looks back, she thinks her mother tried her best to teach, dodge and sometimes threaten the 5 year old little girl.

Mommy, bachche pet se aate hain na ?
(Thinking here she comes again !) Haan
Main bhi aapke pet se aayi ?
Haan
Abhi aur bhi bachche haiN aapke pet mein ? Read the rest of this entry »

Nursery rhymes or children’s songs that make you nostalgic and take you back to years when you were a cute little girl, wore a pink frock full of laces and frills, had millions of questions enough to embarrass elders, performed on stage, forgot a few actions and without hesitating shouted right from there “Mommyyyyy, iske baad kya tha (what was the next line) ? ” .. .. phew !

Yes, today’s post is of being nostalgic about those treasured moments, those little details and Read the rest of this entry »

1) Bryan Adams and bhojpuri songs don’t go together in the same playlist.
2) Same goes with Chinese dosa or Schezwan samosa. Remixes are not made for me. Cya Himesh Reshammiya.
3) Jumbo King (vada paav) is not a chain started by Jumbo King (Kumble).
4) You know ‘life sucks’ when these two words come from a 10 year old girl.
5) I think my right knee is slightly darker than the left one. Just the knee. Do you think it has taken genes from my dad and the fairer one from my mom ?
Just wondering.. ..
6) You don’t miss a few minutes of  Read the rest of this entry »

Warning :- Strictly PINK post, if you don’t like pink colour, you are free to skip the post.

Chaddhi = Panty

Pink chaddhi ? Me ? No no, I am a private person. I am not telling you what colour I wear.
NO !
And I don’t even call it chaddhi. So backward name, you know.

But if you happen to own one, please send it across to Bangalore in whatever condition it is… old, faded and it’s better if it stinks too. There is a huge demand for it because the pink chaddhis are being gifted to Sri Ram Sena on this Valentine’s day as a token of our love for their love for people in love. Ishhh…

Well, the campaigners are serious about it. Have created an exclusive blog, made some logos like the one you see here, have decided on some collection points across the country and in Bangalore in particular. And so on. Go, join them.
And yes, if you are far off, you can also mail them. Chaddhis I mean.

So, my friends Read the rest of this entry »

Read on, this is veryyy different. Ok, next in line is a tag… pending since eons. I am hoping that the taggers have forgotten about it but would still love me for doing it; so will quietly announce their names and do the tag.
Priyank and Fleiger both had tagged me to mention eight weird or random things I do or have done. Well, it is difficult for me to recollect who tagged me for what, so have mentioned both their names but will do two separate tags.

I will try to mention things which none of you know about me and if you happen to know, you lucky guy !! Bad, bad luck for you.. .. please read the next one.

First one is for Weird. Weird means really weird, what normal people normally do not do.

Photograph Copyright : Cuckoo

Here I start…

1.    Toes - If I see a person’s toes even once, I can recognize Read the rest of this entry »

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha….

I can’t stop laughing. ROTFL….. Ha Ha Ha..

When you try to translate your blog in Hindi through Google translate what do you get ?

Just now I happened to do the same and buoy ! It made my day !!

See here is the original post in English and the translated version.

If you know Hindi, you should thank me for making your day as well. Please read and compare the two when you have plenty of time and not in front of your boss. From “To fellow readers” to anything on sidebar or on the post. Simply HILARIOUS !! I fell off the chair LOLing / laughing and now need 3-4 days rest. 

Cuckoo has become Koyal. OK, that was excellent but what about these ?

For example - Vagabond, you have become Awara (आवारा ) ! And Ashes, you are Raakh (राख)  now.

Modes of transport is “तरीकों का परिवहन ” and so on.. ..

P.S.- Next time I’ll translate it in Tamil.

Current Song:- Chaand Sifarish Jo Kerta Hamari - Shaan
Technorati Tags:- Google Translation

Ae binod bhaiya …. kaahe ghabraat ho ? Kauno fikir nahi … eee hamaar blog hau…. samajhlu ? ae budbak, samajh mein aawa ki naahi…. injoy kara hiyaaan
(ऐ बिनोद भइया …. काहे घबरात हो ? कौनो फिकिर नाही … ई हमार ब्लॉग हाउ …. समझलु ? ऐ बुडबक, समझ में आवा कि नाही…. इंजॉय करा हियां)

Arrr… chai chali rauwa ke ?
(चाय चली रौवा क )

Current Song:- Hum to Aise Hain Bhaiyya - Sunidhi & Shreya Ghoshal

In-flight scene.

SHE and HE are sitting and the airplane is about to take off. An air-hostess paces from front to the back of airplane and so is HE’s craned neck… as far as he can.
Two things happen simultaneously.. .. HE curses and SHE thanks.

Whom ? Read the rest of this entry »

Mumbai people,

Grab today’s copy of Mumbai mirror and turn to page 10. Check the column Mumbai life.

What do you see ?

Current Song:- Hum to Aise Hain Bhaiya - Sunidhi & Shreya